AWAKEN THE WITCH
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Clearing pathways with Spinal Energetics & the Archetypes
Your Witch is not gone.
She’s buried under your silence.
She’s trapped in your body.
She waits for you in the places you’ve abandoned:
your tightened throat,
the heavy chest,
the womb full of shame.
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Your Clown is here too.
He loves to mask, joke, please, distract.
He laughs so you don’t have to cry.
He survives by hiding.
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Both live in you.
Both are sacred.
And both are ready to be integrated.
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This is a 5-week initiation where we clear your body through Spinal Energetics, meet your archetypes, and call your Witch forward.
The Witch is the one who destroys illusion.
She burns through lies with her voice.
She heals, creates, and brings shadow into the light.
The Clown is the mask.
He softens truth with humor.
He exposes absurdity by exaggerating it.
He turns unbearable weight into something survivable.
One burns.
The other laughs.
Together, they free you!
The Work
Each week we weave archetype, soul, and soma.
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Archetypal Teaching → language for your shadows + medicine.
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Akashic Journey → direct messages from the Witch in you.
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Spinal Energetics Clearing → body unwinds, nervous system releases, energy moves.
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Integration Rituals → carry it into your days.
This isn’t about thinking differently.
It’s about becoming different.
Week 1 — Entering the Archetypal Field (Witch + Clown + integration)
Week 2 — The Witch’s Voice (truth, silence, expression)
Week 3 — The Womb & Creative Power (instinct, shame, creation)
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Week 4 — The Heart & Spellwork (conscious creation, breaking loops)
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​Week 5 — The Sovereign Witch (integration, embodiment, wholeness)
Your BECOMING
When the Witch rises, your voice becomes spellwork.
When the Clown integrates, your mask falls away and your laughter becomes medicine.
When your body clears, your sovereignty roots.
You will leave this initiation:
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No longer silenced.
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No longer masked.
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No longer looping.
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Walking as Witch: whole, wild, & unapologetic.
The PORTAL
Presale till September 7: $222
Regular: $444
We begin Sept 28.
My birthday.
A rebirth for me.
A rebirth for you.